I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid
I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face
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do not do this to my frail and mortal being
The legend of Sleepy Hollow was just a story, but buried in the secret history of our nation… lies the truth. (X)
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
A double mastectomy is extreme, but so is her risk of cancer. The gene that she carries actually (in some estimates) can increase her risk up to 90% whereas her double mastectomy has reduced it to around 5%.
If a double mastectomy could’ve said my friend from dying of cancer, she would’ve done it in a heartbeat. Anyone who thinks nice boobies are worth that needs to sort out their priorities.
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
So today Angelina Jolie had double mastectomy, which is the removal of one’s breasts, to prevent Breast cancer. So instead of praising Angelina on her bravery, men on Twitter decided to ridicule her, even calling her stupid for removing her breasts. For those of you on Tumblr that are attacking Feminists about being delusional about sexism against women and misogyny here’s your fucking proof that sexism and misogyny exists.
This is why I get pissed when I see the ‘Save the Boobies’ slogan on bracelets on guys. Like really? That’s supposed to be my goal? To save my breasts and not, oh I don’t know… MY LIFE? -_-
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